After reflecting, here are 4 Leadership lessons I learned by watching Hasan Minhaj. Ive seen Girls. Good job? And now Im sweating through my suit. Deal with it. One of the happiest days of my life. Which is terrifying to say. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. I wanted to protect you. Fuck them. Damn them. I was like, I know this hand! He starts riffing, I start riffing. Look, Mom, Dad, lets just be real. You fucking dune coon. Its a bracket with everybodys name on it leading up to the big dance. Im standing there. I dont care what anyone says. Please dont say anything. She looks up from her book, and shes like, You know what? , and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. Why arent you laughing? Dude, we did that to the Japanese. Shes like, Hasan bhai, come back! Im like, Eat my dust, immigrant. Im flying. No one is going to marry him. Im not proud and no one is proud. You guys wanna know a secret? "The King's Jester" reps the second stand-up comedy special that Minhaj has produced and starred in. Married. Be well. The sad part is, I felt bad for being there. He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. Dax wonders if Hasan is attracted to . Everybodys wondering. So Im, like, Yeah, what happened? Looking at her. It is amazing. The surgery is that risky. Moms a ninja, Dads a communist? She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. [laughter] What about Mr Rengatramanajananam? Shes like, I hit it off with this guy. I hope she has a good personality. But Davis was, like, super white. Someone whos not in our tribe. But when youre white and youre playing the video game of life, and your avatar is white, you just get asked less questions along the way. And then I drove home. I mean, I did write a show about it, but [laughter] like a lot of people. This is really nice. And look, there are some days where I can forgive that person. What have you done? Im like, Have you heard of Pizza Hut? [laughter], Then he steps into the light, and hes shorter than I thought. We sit down. Sweetie, we love you, we think youre great. Just to see her one last time. Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Is that pepperoni pizza? This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. When you see someone from your past, all of a sudden, youre that age again. Oh, hello. Let me know when youre in New York. To which I reply, abso-f*cking-lutely. Now, against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook, because she has a public profile. And Aisha hates that story. She knew the rules. Cinemark Some people were put here to find a cure for cancer, or find a vaccine for Ebola. All morning, theyre like, Mexicans, all lives matter, Arabs 12:01! And youre like, Everybody loves me. Its such bullshit, right? There you go, Uncle Sam. Professor X, Magneto, that close. So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. Stand-up, 2022 Asian/Pacific American Heritage Month TV & Streaming Calendar. I had a question. Im livid. Youre like, Whats the difference? The set went viral. So big. And now Mrs Reeds like, Hey, honey, we know so much about Bethany, but we dont know anything about you. #brilliant. Minhaj. I recently got married, you guys. Are you kidding me? Its a big deal. I park my bike. This is a real show on NBC. So Im telling him stories about my life, hes telling me stories about his. Take it. But then I realized, wait, hold on. Damn! The crowd looks large, but the show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras directly. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons) On Tuesday night, Student Entertainment Events hosted its virtual Homecoming Comedy Show featuring Hasan Minhaj. And I know some of you guys are like, Hey, this is Davis, okay? Her family owns a camera. My dad was like, A camera? So he runs to my grandfathers house and lays it on the line. I hope you make up your mind. Want to audition for The Daily Show? Thats not a question. And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. Send that shit right now! Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) - Transcript May 21, 2020 Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. And then you have the audacity to be, like, Hey, why are you so melodramatic? Because I went to war for you. Out here, killing it. Youre good. Im really nervous. Hasan Minhaj. Now Im losing hope. Hello, who is this? Hi, its Alice. Youre a fucking idiot. And everyones like, Oh, the atheist prophet speaks! So this clip went viral, him and Ben Affleck. Youre not my sister. [gasps in audience] But she couldnt understand English. Starbucks, Wi-Fi, freeways, happy birthday. Its good people and bad people. How many letters in the alphabet? Are we? Its never the same after that. Calligraphy! And I was like, You knew my situation. And thats when I realize Im a darapok. He says, Hug her. You brought her out like Maury for immigrants. Hasan, you are the brother. Im like, No, no! She was breakdancing, and Im like, Who the fuck are you? You dont know me? Ive no idea who you are. I hated that br0wn girl so much. Youre Hasan Minhaj. Available in: 720p.WEB 1080p.WEB WEB: same quality as BluRay Download Subtitles. Coming Soon. I cant believe it. By what name was Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King (2017) officially released in India in English? You guys are like, I was getting handjobs when I was nine. Not me. And Fox News is in New York. You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and theyd say [angry yawn] Why do I have to pay taxes? Youre like, Jesus Wed do everything. Im not Saddam.. She runs up to me and hugs me. Why dont we study at your house? I was like, Ive got to go. What, invite you over to my house? Its done. Why didnt you forgive her? he asks his son. Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. I didnt know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. Nothing! 8.2. You're almost there! But you know whats great? And that beautiful blue BMX bike Bam! Only 32 years old, Minhaj recently performed at the White House Correspondents Dinner and is a regular correspondent on The Daily Show. Bethany, Ive got a gig in New York next week. Two very different parishes point to divisions in the church. Theres one mall in the entire area. And I think its just that, like, immigrants love secrets. How many letters are in the alphabet? One night she was like, Hey, come over. I bike over to her place, white picket fence, McMansion, Ford Expedition, Eddie Bauer edition. Dad, your favorite color? Stanford! What? It was like Inception. "Hasan Minhaj: The King's Jester" is set to premiere worldwide on Oct. 4 on Netflix. Mrs Reeds like, You want br0wnies? Yeah. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. Watch Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King | Official Trailer. Im the only br0wn kid at school, Dad is the only br0wn guy at work. Navigate accordingly. In the third grade, Miss Anderson said, Write what you want to be. Some kids were like, an astronaut, or a firefighter. I was like, I want to be white. [shocked laughter] What do you mean? I want this part of my skin to be all of my skin. And it wasnt like, I hate melanin. I love melanin. Hasan, be brave. Its a very beautiful poem. Tools, Clear History. Is Hasan there? What you want, Alice? I was like, Im going to die a virgin. Im in Geometry with Hasan. Whats Hasan-bye? I went to school with a bunch of Ryan Lochtes. Toys R Us. Roll call was a problem. You know the way it is. So I start clicking around. The class goes nuts. Weve all been there. Ill just sit here, cool. Im sitting there. Thats why I brought you here. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. Ive got to drop the greatest status update. I run upstairs, open my laptop, fire up Facebook, and then I see this. Crush our enemies.. Mom and Dad was my Vietnam. Mr Reed can give you a ride home. And I was like, No, I have my bike. And I just biked home and played Mario Kart. Ira Glass says children are our future.. Oh, how do you find people? Dimples? She used to call me on my phone. My dads like, When the visa comes through. When the visa comes through.. Thank you for the opportunity. I tucked that turtle head back in my butt. Do tell. People here with girlfriends are like, Babe, its different with you. Youre lying and thats okay. Whats up? The Closer is a 2021 American stand-up comedy special written and performed by Dave Chappelle for Netflix.It was directed by Stan Lathan and recorded over the course of seven sold-out performances at The Fillmore Detroit, which ran from August 10 to 15, 2021. I did what a lot of early comedians do. Im asking you, say something! He looks at me and goes, Hasan [speaking Hindi] [speaking Hindi] These things happen, and these things will continue to happen. Its why we become cardiologists and win spelling bees. Are you his son? Yeah. Youre over 18? MCAT, DAT, youre going to the Caribbean, its a wrap. 22nd Ave Pompano Beach, Fl. I hear thud, thud, thud outside. Cool. Hey, stay for dinner. We just had br0wnies, but okay. Were sitting there at the dinner table. Because Ive played all my cards. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. But she didnt. Thats when I realized theres a generational gap between us and our parents. Run it with me. Were walking down the hallway, and I see all these photos of the old correspondents that came before me. No. Minhaj was catapulted onto the national stage in 2017 when he performed at the 2017 White House Correspondents Dinner (wearing the same Cole Haan shoes). You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. I love you guys. You choked, right? Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. Im like, Im in Honors Gov, I have it right here. I just want my mom. Davis California.. Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. So Im walking back to the Camry, then I hear a voice behind me. "Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj" has come to an end on Netflix. Its what every generation did before you. Im balancing the corsage. No more birthdays. Look at his brother. Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 2017 | Maturity rating: 15 | 1h 12m | Stand-up Comedy Comic Hasan Minhaj of "The Daily Show" shares personal stories about racism, immigrant parents, prom night horrors and more in this stand-up special. Thank you. Im going to sneak out. I'm home. His rules with me were very simple. Walk in there and just own it. Im a scaredy-cat. So I tell him the prom story. I could give it to you. Whatever I lacked in real-life game, my digital game bananas. Give me the Rajesh Rengatramana motherfucking-jananam. Like, No! God is laughing at me. What are the chances? Shes like, Listen, you know, ever since my family moved from Nebraska, youve been my best friend. Mom walks through. Also, remember, parents respect honesty. But we had those first secrets. He goes, I dont think we should do this. I was a lover. I crushed it like a Voldemort Horcrux. Its beautiful, the sun is setting, its one of those gorgeous evenings. I love that so much. My mom and my sisters are crying. Not you, not you, not you. Therefore I will grant your wish. Very heavy. Dad goes, Put on Indian clothes. Im like, Alright. Everyone here, please be normal. My dad is like, We are normal. Killing me, you know what I mean? It is his exuberant recitation of his origin story, of. In 2018, Minhaj decided to do a new one-man show built around politics and visual media. Im doing that right now. you move on to different chapters of your life. One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. And he goes, Hey, man, relax. Brunettes? This has, um This has been a very good year for me. I remember being in the grocery store. How is this possible? Dont you get it? When youre ready, Jon will come down. One shot, Eight Mile. Hey, man, by any chance do you know how many pizza sliders you get in a box for just ten bucks? [laughter] Nine! Is it true you can mix and match up to three ways? [laughter] Yes, three. Soul cycle, yoga, then Zee TV. Hasan Minhaj - The Minhaj Legacy (Stand Up Comedy) comedy. This just rubs off. Were sitting there. Thats the nicest Ive ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. Log kya kahenge? LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York Im flying Southwest. When the familys car windows were smashed, Minhaj reacted with anger, while his father calmly swept up the glass and said, These things happen and these things will continue to happen. It was a defining moment where Minhaj realized the large gap separating him from his fathers generationhis father saw racism as part of an American Dream tax, while Minhaj, born in America, had the audacity of equality., This gap surfaces again when Minhaj is introducing his family to his eventual wife. Im like, Dude, what are you doing? I put on my Ghostbusters proton pack. I got a career I hate from my parents. Its a lie. When is the shaadi?, Now, my AP Calc class was a group of overachievers and my Calc teacher, Mr Pendleton, wanted us to live lives outside of school. 26 letters in the alphabet, right? He drags in this big box and goes, Aisha, open the box. She cuts open the box and unfurls one of the flaps, and I see Toys R Us emblazoned on one of the flaps. Whipping through the streets of LA. I take off. Too real? I decided not to go. Everybody in the class looked at me. Youre not. Father doesnt want us to go to prom. Im equal. Popping out of your mom is like real estate. All the laughs aside, the stories that Hasan Minhaj narrates about growing up and becoming the person he is today are deeply vulnerable and painfully honest. Shes from Nebraska. Never happened. No! Im like, Why are we here? Because you guys are at home, just swiping for love, and complaining. I have to tell him stories. I was like Drake. And Muslims, we dont eat pork. If you're unfamiliar with Minhaj, chances are you've seen him lately. So easy. We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, we get in the Camry, were driving to my fiances house. Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam. To which I reply, We didnt end up going, though. Br0wn Mr Miyagi, just, like, not saying a word. Davis, whats up? Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King, Patriot Act) is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. But you know we were 18, right? Now, its just kind of liberating. Hasan Minhaj (The Daily Show, Homecoming King) stops by Utkarsh's apartment to discuss his one-man show "Homecoming King", bringing South Asian American stories to the mainstream and the responsibilities that come it, how things work at The Daily Show, and Hasan talks about his brave, bold and incredibly powerful speech to Congress at the 2015 Coming Soon, Regal Im like, Yo, when did Home Depot Dad become Danny Tanner? I had to bring it back here. No fun, no girlfriends. Forty-four-and-a-half presidents are white. Dont do that. Nine in a box for just ten bucks. Not going to be a doctor? Homecoming King has the vibe of a dinner-party story by your funniest friend and focuses on Minhaj's family backstory and upbringing in California, where his parents moved from India. Starring: Hasan Minhaj Watch all you want. You know the way our family is. Everyone sees it. I get a call. We just celebrated our one-year anniversary, so its one year down, forever to go. And it's wild that our kids will never know there was a period of time, in this country, where you had to make a choice between being online or being on the phone. Im walking up to the doorstep, and Im about to ring the doorbell when Im like, Wait. My dad is the leader of the household. Can you write another? No, I cant. I sit down and were running it, and Im nervous. Homecoming King Posted on January 8, 2021 by Anneke Hoekstra This analysis activity and culminating writing assignment on Hasan Minhaj's 2017 Netflix Special Homecoming King asks students to consider the ways in which comedy is used to explore difficult personal and societal topics. Ive never been to a club and seen nine dudes: Yo, whats going on? Whats going on? We go, Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday! And thats what makes us tough and resilient. Yeah! How many letters are in Rajesh Rengatramanajananam? Thirteen episodes for this kid? Shes going to tell Dad. Lets focus on whats important here. Look at that face. Her father is this successful retired judge. His story may be different than yours, but were all here together in, as Minhaj describes it, this fair and lovely world., Homecoming King Hindus and Muslims. Cheese! Here you go, Aisha. He looks at me. I didnt know people could be bigoted even as theyre smiling at you, he says. Back in the day, we had to fire up the internet like goddamn cavemen. 86% - Audience. Because were too afraid of the Other. Status updates, away messages, sub profile, Boyz II Men. Now the ball is in our court, were going to be bigoted? Fine. Maybe I will follow my dreams. Then Bethanys like, Hey, we always study at my house. Im like, No! Then I hear [sings Daily Show theme] I know that voice. His age is apparent throughout the specialboth in the cultural references scattered throughout (including a decent impression of the rapper Drake, several uses of the catchphrase YOLO, a mention of being #blessed), and in the way he youthfully leaps and bounds across the stage while telling his stories. Im not Larry David. Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? [laughter] I wish I had said, Fuck that, Im going to the dance. I didnt. Im choking. You know Bills demeanor. Whats wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. Cinemark Rajesh Rengatramanajanana She is dating an Indian dude, and this dude is Indian as fuck. Now that the balls in our court, and were gonna be bigoted to another community? Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King, is the theatrical debut of humorist and "The Daily Show" correspondent Hasan Minhaj. Show still feels intimate, thanks to unique cinematography that often finds Minhaj addressing cameras.! 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