IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. And you wont even say her name. ADAM: Wed love it! ADAM: Chapter one! LYDIA: Dad came back for me? LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. (BEETLEJUICE does the same to ADAM. Keep it coming gentleman! we have to go home! Lydia: No! Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! But you can. Thats the problem! Oh you dont have a handbook? LYDIA: I had a change of heart. These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! And its not fair, you know? Alright. Lets save Lydia and get the hell out of here. Source: . CHARLES: Lydia! Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? But first, I gotta toss the rule book. By the time you read this note. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? CHARLES:Yes, but we have to move forward! You are dead. LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Also, no liquids! FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! ADAM Hey old girl! 2019 Broadway Beetlejuice the Musical Songs with Lyrics. BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS, THE MAITLANDS, CHOIR: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE. (laughs.). Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Tagged: Whorehouse, Anxious. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! ADAM: Woah. In the world of the dead? ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Where are you? THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. LYDIA: Im not going back! Never change! You are the sun. BARBARA Oh, honey. So mean. DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? Hibiscus_Flower. Its not a real marriage. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Knock three times. BARBARA: Wait, what? I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. After Adam and Barbara realized that Lydia wasn't like the rest of her family, they didn't want Betelgeuse to scare her anymore. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Up the stairs! Oh my god! AGHHHHHH! 3."My whole life is a dark room. And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . Based on the 1988 Burton film, this musical delves into the life of oddball teen Lydia Deetz, who meets a recently deceased couple and an unruly demon willing to help them haunt a house. This is gonna be great. You'll know that I've abandoned hope. CHARLES: OkayOtho! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! BEETLEJUICE: We are gonna make such a great team! It has u but doesnt have a me. I WANT SOMETHING TO BELIEVE IN, OR IM DONE TAKE ME WHERE MY SOUL CAN RUN, OR ILL BE IN MY BEDROOM WAKE ME WHEN IM TWENTY-ONE, WHATEVER IT TAKES TO MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME. WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? Im gonna find my mom! "Beetlejuice" runs through . Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. I just can't deal with Delia. Delia? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. She was my world, too Lydia. BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. What else do you have to do, Mami? Go back to New York! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. And life! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. This is all very believable. I wish I was still alive, I WAS DRIVING LAMBORGHINIS SIPPING SUPER-DRY MARTINIS, AN UNHAPPY BEAUTY QUEEN WHO DREAMED TO BE MISS ARGENTINA, I WOULD'VE STUCK IT OUT KNOWING WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, I WOULD HAVE LOOKED WITHIN AND LET LOVE IN SOMEHOW, SEE A SHRINK CALL A PRIEST ASK THE RECENTLY DECEASED, DEATH IS FINAL AND YOU CANNOT PRESS REWIND, SKYDIVER: DON'T JUMP WHEN THE LIGHT IS RED, TOASTER LADY: TOASTERS SHOULD BE USED FOR BREAD, FOOTBALL PLAYER: NIETZSCHE WAS RIGHT, Y'KNOW, TO LIVE IS TO SUFFER, BRO, I WOULD'VE LAUGHED AND DANCED AND LANCED EVERY SACRED COW, 'CAUSE LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS SUPER LONG, MISS ARGENTINA: IF I KNEW THEN (IF I KNEW), ALL: I WOULD'VE CROSSED EVERY LINE AND DRANK ALL THE WINE, I WOULD RIDE THE HIGHS AND CHERISH THE LOWS, GOING, IT'S A QUICK TRICK 'ROUND THE RODEO, MISS ARGENTINA: SO BEFORE THEY LOWER THE CURTAIN, BE CERTAIN TO ENJOY THE SHOW, ENSEMBLE: LIFE IS SHORT BUT DEATH IS LONG HERE, ONE MINUTE THEN IT'S GONE. Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. BARBARA: This is the first nice moment weve had sincesince we died. CHARLES: I see! Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! Im sorry everybody. Sucks-Yes! (a beat.) ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. MAXIE DEAN: Oh, dont mind her. Wait come back! When she entered the kitchen there was Beetlejuice at the table, working on a crossword, wearing brand new reading glasses. Barbara, its like one of our classes! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Oldest trick in the book! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. LYDIA: Dad, how long do we have to stay here? Beetlejuice truly hits me in a special part of my heart. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. The man next to me is the one I want. CHARLES: Lydia, in twenty-four hours, Maxie Dean will be here to have dinner with our family. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. But you wanted your mommy. You said no Ink Spots on this vacation! Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? (THE MAITLANDS nod.) she utters this indignant monologue. Fuck Brigadoon. THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. Lets find out! Happiness! Fun at parties! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). So lets scare my dad! CHARLES: Maxie! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, not so fast Mr. Soulbox. Oh, Adam, were just getting started! You said you would help us! Well, Bye! I got all the way to Howards store, and then Howard tells me their out of stock. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! What if shes possessed? Before Juno sees you. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! Time. CHARLES: Thats insane, shes not(BEETLEJUICE uses his powers to shut up CHARLES. Lets draw the door. NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! LYDIA: Whats wrong sugarlumps? BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! BEETLEJUICE Isnt this amazing? New phone, who dis? Hey guys? Youre still breathing arent you? See ya suckers! BARBARA: You were right. Okay, chapter one. Hes here! The whole "being dead" thing has never been so frightfully fun as in Beetlejuice, the Broadway musical based on the 1988 Tim Burton cult classic movie. It CLICKS OFF. Im just saying its not stupid. Youll have to open the door to find out. EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. But thats only because I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! Now lets hurry up and leave this god forsaken house. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! So. Leave this house! We don't currently have any monologues from Beetlejuice . You know? happy! Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) Thats your answer for everything! We do not want to kill people! However, there was no reasoning with the spirit, but Adam and Barbara had a slight advantage in the fact that they weren't stuck in Adam's miniature town. Live a life of love! Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. BARBARA: So, now what? Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Living girl! YEAH! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. ADAM: Well, why do we have to make them say it? Beetlejuice the Musical Script by Jesse. You asked me, I'm answering. BEETLEJUICE: Back off, Mom! In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . Did I hear the dinner bell? To be her what do you call yourself again? I am also dead. Girl, just say it three times in a row. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! Lets get you finished! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Move forward. (LYDIA stabs him.) God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. Afraid Id marry her? Scarecrow. DELIA: What are you talking about? Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. LYDIA: He doesnt see me either. This is amazing! Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? And then mom said, Lets clean up. And she made us sing that song she always loved. Beetlejuice - Musical. LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? DELIA: The b is silent, but it still stings. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall I might have to get a little nasty. Let's haunt this bitch! He needs therapy! LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. People dont read. I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. You both get em. If I get Maxie Dean in my corner, the investments will pour in. CHARLES: Lydia! Uh, hey! LYDIA: Yeah. CHARLES: What? Wow, are those birds? LYDIA: Dead Mom? And their eyes! The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . IS SIMPLY A MANIFESTATION OF MOTHERLY PANIC, AREN'T YOU CREATING A WAY OF TRANSLATING THE TERROR, HIDING AWAY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO FACE BEING A BAD MOM, ADAM AND BARBARA: SOON ENOUGH, OUR HOPES AND OUR DREAMS WILL BE CRUSHED. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! LYDIA: But Dad, theres no one in it. (a beat.) Is this it? "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.". Fool your friends! ONE DAY YOU MAY WAKE UP ALONE, DELIA: 'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BOYFRIEND BOUGHT A BOAT AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY TO ROME, DELIA: SO YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN DEEP DESPAIR, TALKIN' TO THE WALLS 'CAUSE THERE'S NO ONE THERE, 'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO HAVE A FAMILY, THAT YOUR AGING ASS WILL HAVE TO BELIEVE THAT , A LITTLE "I AM STILL YOUNG!!!" . ADAM: Oh! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. SCIENCE MAKES NO SENSE WHO NEEDS EVIDENCE? BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. No. do not like him! Its like against the law at my house. I orbit. April 25, 2019. Boo. And there is a way. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. New neighbors?! (draws door.) 4) "JAG" 18) The film "Beetlejuice" ended with Lydia dancing to what song? 1."I am alone. Hiya mom! CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Use their user talk pages. LYDIA: The Netherworld? The musical held its final performance on March 11, 2020, after Broadway and New York City's biggest . Sophia Anne Caruso, who originated the role of Lydia Deetz in Broadway's Beetlejuice, has exited the production as of its Wednesday, Feb. 19 show. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. This . Maybe I should answer for her. I asked you to send me a sign. We used to live here. What? Im ready for some people to die. Upgrade to PRO Do not be afraid. The production is scheduled to close on June 6 . New meat! Cuz, shed love this! But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? Im a fraud! Sorry! ADAM: So, crazy story. CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. CHARLES: Good! JUNO: STOP! We cant just stay in the attic! BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Goes to the door. BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! Im Barbara, this is Adam. First published Apr 06, 2020. Beetlejuice is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . Do the research! DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Parts. Teen And Up Audiences. invisible nd you can change all of that. We did find that out. BEETLEJUICE: There you go, kid. The Netherworld. LYDIA: Oh. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! And you won't believe how far I'll go. I guess Ill just go. **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. frowns at the MUSIC. Like these weirdos. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. Like a gay republican! BEETLEJUICE: NO! Netherworld. Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Then I guess theres no rush! ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. CHARLES: Lydia, you have moped around for months, dressed in black, obsessing about death! That means its working! FORESHADOWING. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 Classic Bait and Switch. Very good energy. Can I bring her back? And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! Video Examples. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) Barbara, this is our stuff BARBARA: A SHRINE TO THE FEELINGS WE'VE BEEN REPRESSING, BARBARA: UNFINISHED PROJECTS MEANINGLESS OBJECTS. We did kill someone though. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. Beetlejuice The Musical is rumoured to open in London's West End in Spring 2023. Its gonna be so good for all of us. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. LYDIA: It could be both. Now rise, and be released from death! Im so glad you could make it! But when angst . Dad, theres ghosts here. L: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! Welcome to MsMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for the Top 10 Dance Scenes in '80s Movies. OTHO: So glad that you asked. LYDIA: Mom?! LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. I, myself, am strange and unusual." -Lydia Deetz. Except her. OTHO: I dont know. Why is Ohio so powerful?! . Big beautiful brains. AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES. Ive got a way to make everyone see me. DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. (more chase.) JUNO: Oh, look at you! ADAM: You don't like this stuff? I havent always been such a good mother. You saw that monster! DELIA: Nope! . DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. Again. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! (more chase.) Its the last day of their entire lives and this is what theyre talking about! BEETLEJUICE: Wow! Now heres the problem. And Lydia, I think Ill miss you most of all. I relate to it in so many ways, especially in Lydia's journey through grief. 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